maths final

A cruel and unusual form of torture administered by sadistic educators, designed to measure a student's ability to solve complex mathematical problems under intense pressure. Often characterized by its daunting length, lack of mercy, and its ability to induce anxiety, despair, and self-doubt.

In some cases, math finals are used to determine a student's academic fate, leading to feelings of dread and hopelessness. Students who survive the ordeal often emerge traumatized, with a newfound appreciation for the power of calculators and a deep-seated fear of numbers and Greek symbols.

I thought I was prepared for the maths final, but as soon as I saw the first question, I literally died.

by Abd_ May 7, 2023

maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.

Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!

by mr electric is god March 20, 2022

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021

Pregnancy Math

Mathematical calculation to determine the time a female got knocked up. Most often used to narrow down possible biological fathers of the baby. (date expecting- 9).

Guy 1 and Guy 2 chatting:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Jullie is gonna have a baby in March?"

Guy 2: (inwardly calculates pregnancy math.....)

Guy 2: "Naw, I didnt know that. But that ought to narrow down the possible dads to about a dozen guys she was with last July"

by Mathguy July 7, 2012

The Geography of Math

When the mathematical proficiency or quantitative literacy of a country is linked to the location where its math curriculum was formulated—for example, both developed and developing countries that have adopted the Singapore math curriculum, or adapted part of it, have generally performed better than those that are reluctant to take the risks.

Just as the color of the cat doesn’t matter as long as it catches the mouse, so the geography of math shouldn’t be a big concern for parents and politicians if the local or foreign math curriculum could produce a quantitatively literate or numerate citizentry.

by MathPlus April 29, 2021

Quick math

A sarcastic remark to an obvious statement, usually associated with mathematical applications.

Brandon: We have seven people in our group.

Cody: Oh yes, Brandon with the quick math.

by aballinwhitey December 22, 2010

Math Boyfriend

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.

You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"

by zclotr March 22, 2011