Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.
This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.
by Dezzy Adam October 13, 2020
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milf cherry

..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.
Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..
by Two-t April 21, 2017
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milf card

A tiktok trend meaning that they will give whoever a free pass to be with a milf
I got Lynsey pregnant she gave me a milf card!
by pussy ass hoe <3 April 26, 2021
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i love milfs

hot ladys that i wanna fuck that usually have kids
friend: yoo dude look at that milf over there!

me: man, i love milfs
by spookyyatsumu October 10, 2021
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Hockey mom milf

Hockey mom milf is someone that’s hot as fuck, acts like a mom, someone the whole team would bone if given the chance. Doesn’t even have to have a kid yet to fulfill the milf part. Just hot as fuck, attends all her boys hockey games. And only Fucks a select few hockey boys so she isn’t a whore. Hockey mom milfs are usually super caring too.
Chad; Damn did you see Capria at all our hockey games?
Brad; Yeah id fuck she’s so hot and she fucks with hockey??

Chad; Capria is such a hockey mom milf fuck.
by Jyzhockey December 03, 2018
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Step-Milf

A very attractive woman who’s up for anything in the bedroom.
Wow, Alex is so lucky, he totally has a step-milf for a girlfriend.
by It’s actually not me July 02, 2021
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Milf

Simply put, your mother.

longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
you: what word would you use to describe my mother?

any correct person: milf

you: cool...I guess
by Ratfudgedurmom January 04, 2023
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