lock me off

Trinidadian slang for "stop talking to me" / "I don't want anything to do with you"

*Girl 1 betrays Girl 2's trust* (Let's say Girl 1 slept with Girl 2's boyfriend and they were best friends beforehand)

Girl 2: Lock me off eh gyul yuh too dutty and stink wit yuh self. (Stop talking to me, you are an untrustworthy person!).

Girl 3: U n Girl 1 stop talk awah? (Are you and Girl 1 still talking to each other?)

Girl 2: No ah lock she off long time. (I stopped speaking to her a while ago).

by trinislang September 16, 2017

Alaskan head lock

When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.

My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.

by DJslut123 June 22, 2023

deep locked down

to know who and what you are on a core level and to be true to yourself no matter what adversitys come your way.

"Monique really got her personality deep locked down! She know who she is and ain't nobody gonna tell her otherwise!"

by Habacheebee February 26, 2010

goldie locks

A woman who digs bears.

Bears turn my girlfriend on--but watching videos of overweight men with beards having sex doesn't really put me in the mood--who knew she was a goldie locks!

by Josh Noble November 30, 2007

Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

by 23rd Chromosome October 06, 2015

Caps Lock Queen

A caps lock queen is a girl (or boy) who thinks using caps lock makes then queen of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly, and talk out their ass.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Caps Lock Queen: NM, HOW R U?
Me: Lay off the the capitals, caps lock queen!
Caps Lock Queen: NO WAI I NEED 2 B HERD.

by mollysexual & the sexettes February 17, 2010

zip lock bag

a woman that has a tight vagina

She was as tight as a zip lock bag.

by GKJJJ January 30, 2006