loafy

a large bad coif

Man, Why did Dave go get a perm? His hair looks totally loafy.

by D July 27, 2003

Loafer

A big shit

Have you seen the size of that loafer i just had? It is fucking epic.

by Dozza13 April 25, 2014

loafer

the act of getting head while eating a loaf of bread, while doing this you must wear a condom and stick in the bread after

last night was an excelent loafer

by nutter butter 91 January 17, 2009

Loafing

When a man only gets "half hard"

Tom was loafing during class

by Tiim Howard October 3, 2010

loafed

To overly soil or excrete a visibly solid mass in one's pants.

Oh man! Did you see how dude totally loafed in his own pants?

by Clockwork-Deity June 27, 2005

Loafer Doafer

The name given to a person that wears shoes from ALDO. Although this is an important asset they must also brush and shampoo their shoes. Most Loafer Doafers sleep with fugly sluts and they get their bikes stolen. The population of loafer doafers in bridge town nova scotia is extremely high. If you like the number 14 then you deffinately are a loafer doafer!

I saw adam chipman yesterday...what a loafer doafer!
or
Annie Crocker slept with a loafer dofer!

by A.Dot Dizz December 4, 2006

loafy cum

when u cum so much it goes in ur ass with loafy shit

i just cummed like a torpedo out of my ass it was loafy.
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable

by cum master 2008 June 24, 2008