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a girl who is perfect can steal your heart in minutes. shes the sweetest and kindest girl you could meet. she smart and funny. she can make you laugh and loves every one. she one the most beautiful and sexiest girls. she has a heart of gold and can warm any ones heart. if you have one never let her go, and love her with all your heart just like she would do. their angles who will bless every one they meet, but if you hurt her or her family she can become a bitch . she can hold a grudge and is very stubborn.if you ever get a chance to tell her how you feel don't hesitate treat her like a queen and never let her think other wise because if you do she will treat you like a king and love you for eternity.
guy; hey, i just meet the love of my life.

friend; she must be a Layla.

guy; how did you know?
friend; she sounds perfect!
Layla by loulu2002 April 24, 2017
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Layne Staley 

1a. Lead singer and main lyricist for prominent 90's alternative rock and heavy metal band Alice in Chains, as well as side projects Mad Season and Class of '99. (8/22/67- 4/5/02)

b. Largely noted for powerful, throat style singing, which became a model for later singers.
2a. Born 8/22/67 in

3a. Popular example of the toll drugs take.

b. Showed frightening and rapid physical change (including, but not limited to, loss of body mass resulting in a gaunt look, shortening of vocal range).

c. After the death of hi girlfriend, Demri Parrot, his condition deteriorated, and was forced by drug-induced sickliness to seclusion from 1996 until his overdose death in 2002; rarely seen publicly from 1996 to 1998, and never seen publicly after 1998.

d. Had, reportedly, over ten unsuccessful rehab stints.
I just listened to some Alice In Chains, and man could Layne Staley sing.
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the best person to ever exist she is so damn gorgeous and sweet she is the bestest friend you could ever have her name is the cutest ever you should be friends with her 100%
Layan is the best period
Layan by hairy style January 15, 2021

Kill it before it lays eggs 

When someone says this it's a reference to an individual so stupid, annoying, etc that it should not be existing and is better off being killed before it reproduces (before it lays eggs = before it makes more of itself/ has youngsters as annoying/stupid as itself)
Guy 1: KARGJATA

Guy 2: Kill it before it lays eggs
Laylah: The smart pretty girl top of class loved by everyone (especially the boys) has a really open heart never only thinks about herself always puts others before her loves any type of Martial Arts and always knows how to attract the guys 😏😏
OMFG look at her she is just whoa such a laylah😍😍😘
Laylah by #best_person_ever May 26, 2016

Layek Bomb 

A lethal combination of drinks, involving a shot of Bacardi 151, immediately followed by a 12 oz. can of Red Bull, then followed by a 12 oz. can of any beer (Coors works best to maintain consistency in can shape with Red Bull and Coors). Variations include substituting 151 with two-three shots of Smirnoff, or switching the Red Bull with Monster.

*A bottle of 5-Hour Energy on top of the three drinks creates a Sweaty Layek Bomb and must be consumed directly before the 151 (order of consumption by ounces).

*WARNING: Layek Bomb/Sweaty Layek Bomb can be EXTREMELY dangerous to health, causing heart problems and an INSANE amount of energy, enough to get ten feet of air off of one's bed via thrusting.
AT: Yo dude I'm so tired... and this Red Bull isn't helping
JS: Easy dude, just combine the red bull, 151, and a coors to make a Layek Bomb and you'll have enough energy to run a 69s 400m running backwards.

AT: What if we chug this 5-hour energy along with a Layek Bomb?
JS: SWEATY LAYEK BOMB!
Layek Bomb by Rita Malek February 24, 2009
Layloni is a smart , wise, and caring girl. She is very attractive and she will make your head spin. She has a creative mind and soul.
Layloni is so beautiful
Layloni by Hawaii Ma, July 11, 2018