Pissing kittens

When a woman is extremely angry.

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.

by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023

dropped the kitten

to lose sight of your relationship and hurt the heart of a woman

Fuck, I dropped the kitten today, of all days.

by Scrabble Muffin Puncher December 24, 2024

Dick kittens

An exclamation. Especially in frustration of a small inconvenience

*at work*
*bumps coffee with elbow*
*softly*

“ahh dick kittens”

Whenever a sleeve snags on a doorknob! Wherever the trunk will not close! When you go to the store for milk and come back with 20 things none of which are milk!

Dick kittens!

by Picklesmakemyfeetstink April 22, 2020

kitten food

Food that's basically for kittens.

Feed the kittens kitten food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

kittenize

to make someone your little kitten. when you make someone your little bitch

“i literally kittenized nick”

by aphoticasf January 29, 2024

kittenize

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

by aphoticasf November 13, 2023