A pompous old fart who sits in a high chair and dishes out sentences like there's no tomorrow. The idea is to beg for your life otherwise the judge will give you a harsher penalty. Usually this proves useless and the judge screws you over anyway.
by Fuck the law February 12, 2006
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not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!
what more can you ask for?
movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect
~2 oscar nominations~
not only a great actor, but the sexiest man alive!
what more can you ask for?
movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-AI
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect
~2 oscar nominations~
by loverussat October 9, 2008
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The unmerciful uncivilized unfair pieces of shit they hire in the so-called "judicial system" which is about the biggest crock of shit there is out there.
Judges are pansies, often punishing the innocent and letting the guilty walk free. That's why nobody has faith in the judicial system anymore. You're better off to take the law into your own hands.
Ever been to divorce court? The judge almost always hears out the womans side of the case and totally ignores the mans side.
In most cases 99% of the time the woman is fucking gold digging bitch looking to milk the innocent man of all he's worth and then some. When the man talks of how he can't handle it because he doesn't make that much the judge throws the book at the guy, often holding him in contempt and telling him how he's a deadbeat because he can't afford to fund his soon to be ex wifes luxurious lifestyle with her new man that she was cheating on her faithful soon to be ex husband to start with.
Judges are pansies, often punishing the innocent and letting the guilty walk free. That's why nobody has faith in the judicial system anymore. You're better off to take the law into your own hands.
Ever been to divorce court? The judge almost always hears out the womans side of the case and totally ignores the mans side.
In most cases 99% of the time the woman is fucking gold digging bitch looking to milk the innocent man of all he's worth and then some. When the man talks of how he can't handle it because he doesn't make that much the judge throws the book at the guy, often holding him in contempt and telling him how he's a deadbeat because he can't afford to fund his soon to be ex wifes luxurious lifestyle with her new man that she was cheating on her faithful soon to be ex husband to start with.
Judges are pussy ass pansies that will one day be judged themsevles by God before they burn in hell next to all the layers.
by Judge ass kicker January 3, 2007
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Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.
Or
Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
Leaving a lecture or talk before the speaker has completely concluded.
Or
Leaving church near the end of the service or mass but before it has actually ended.
1) Man, as soon as he said, "In conclusion", Half the audience did the Judas Shuffle.
2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.
I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
2) Dude, as soon as we started singing the closing song, half the church left.
I know man, Its the Judas Shuffle.
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