Girl #1: Do you make your boyfriend do dat Nicca Jordan?
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big
Nate: Omg of course Keagan’s penis is so big
by bangggggggggggg July 25, 2019
Get the Nicca Jordanmug. Singer/Songwriter/Music Producer from Northern Minnesota born on February 11th, 1991 in St. Paul, Minnesota. Now, marketed as one of Minnesota's leading independent recording artists, Jordan (stage name Jordan! or Jordan Gossman) is on his way to making his mark in the R&B/ Hip Hop aspect of the music industry.
Jordan Gossman is a musical genius.
by Music Maker February 4, 2010
Get the Jordan Gossmanmug. Jordan Blilie is one of the two vocalists of the now deceased band, 'The Blood Brothers'. He was featured throughout all of their albums, usually singing in a low, sexy voice or doing some pretty hard core screaming.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Now that 'The Blood Brothers' has broken up, he is in two other bands, including 'Head Wound City' a thrash core band, and 'Past Lives', an art punk band.
He has maintained his gorgeous voice through both bands.
Jordan also married his long time girlfriend, Zooey.
Mr. Blilie is also extremly talented and amazing.
His body is extremly skinny;;
his veins literally pop out.
Boy to other boy: You're so thin! Like Jordan Blilie!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
If you have a voice like Jordan Blilie, then you have the voice of an angel on crack!
by Coffee Shit July 27, 2009
Get the Jordan Bliliemug. Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.
by C J B November 6, 2019
Get the Jordan Petersonmug. Synonym for mashup, fucked, or just plain wrong. Term originated on the voodoojunkie forums. Jordan, an English glamour model gave birth to one of the freakiest-ass looking babies in living history.
"As soon as I moved onto the tequila, everything went Jordan's Baby".
"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".
"She looked fine when we went to bed, but on the morning she looked totally Jordan's Baby".
by Rufus T Firefly June 11, 2006
Get the Jordan's Babymug. by Jaidenisfire July 21, 2017
Get the Jordan (guy)mug. The dumbest and most despicable member of Congress.
His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
His attempts to create spins are not only downright embarrassing but he is also turning a blind eye to a wrestling sexual abuse scandal that happened at Ohio State University while he was an assistant coach there some years back. He knows way more than what he claims and it is only a matter of time before he will be held accountable.
by Soul_Driver November 15, 2019
Get the Jim Jordanmug.