by mif howhe June 14, 2018

this little blond super white kid loves the sport footy and plays basketball with also being an alright goalie at soccer he can quote on quote “get in with a girl” but jus cant get them he didnt get his first kiss when he hit puberty but hes still looking for it with the right girl he had only had 4 girlfriends with two being sisters and one of the sisters only dating for a split second and getting a kiss on a cheek in a stupid game of either spin the bottle or truth or dare he has few close mates and he doesnt really get bikini pics and rarely sends “ab pics” but its just coz hes skinny there not abs with getting a big glow up since puberty started and all his mates call him gay when he isnt
Year 7 girl who used to date him: “ OMG Liam Jones is actually so ugly. “
Her friend: “ well i dont think that
Her friend: “ well i dont think that
by Fat Bucks Fan July 10, 2021

Better than anyone {mostly landry, and brody they are super trash}. You should respect Cameron more thsn anyone, {oh yeah make sure you dab on them haters}.
by 1000000 November 16, 2017

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister
by milf March 19, 2005

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"
"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"
by William Cash March 23, 2009

The bagged out haggered looking face people get when they do copius amounts of hard drugs (cocaine, heroin, oxy-contin, extacy, crack, etc) for weeks even months on end, then suddenly become cut off completely from all the drugs.
by Pino Demasi July 22, 2008

adj. Used to describe the act of straddling an individuals face and slapping the face in a side to side manner with the penis like a whip.
by The Wolfpack2010 June 20, 2010
