cock jockey

The jockey of cock can sometimes be a gay man who doth ride the scepter of another man.

But is also Brighton slang for someone (male or female) who is to be derrided and looked on as a person of poor social substance.

"Man, don't be such a cock jockey, next you'll be telling me you like Good Charlotte"

by Tmacb May 21, 2005

Joker (jared leto)

Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.

Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...

by asianbbg September 12, 2016

Sweater Jockey

One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

Knob Jockey

Basically someone who rides a penis (like a jockey).
Typically used by heterosexual males towards other heterosexual males as an offence (or in jest) suggesting that they are in fact homosexuals, and are Broke back cowboys.... ie: knob jockeys.

"Why are you on girly websites like this one, have you gone broke back on us or what?... ya knob jockey!"
(nb: excused only if this website, and others alike, was left open by your wife or significant other)
(nb: NOT excused if she is not significant
OR if she is a HE!)

by u r a knobjockey March 20, 2008

bullface the great camel jockey

a camel jockey who reminds me of a constapated bulldog. when he smile, you can see shit stains in his teeth, from stacie.

by BiXs October 20, 2003

jaw-jacker

someone who has indulged in too many drugs causing their jaw to swing side to side, possible grinding involved.

fuck, dangerous dan just did a hollywood line in the bathroom and is jaw-jackin like a motherfucker. i.e. jaw-jacker

by avandalis April 13, 2006

Lawn Jockey

the Mexican crew that comes to mow the white mans yard weekly

I just hired me a lawn jockey for $25 a week

by Upinya69 November 13, 2018