Jeremy

A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s

“Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”

by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025

Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy

Not willing to listen

That guy is so Jeremy, he will not listen to me.

by romancatholic500 May 2, 2023

Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."

The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.

by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025

Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.

I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)

by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021

Jeremy

A master genius who goes crazy for gunts and ki ki pheromone spray. Paints like Jackson Polok, has such a fantazmical life story.

If you are lucky enough to catch a Jeremy under the rainbow, hold on tight, he will offer you a pot of gold.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Dirty Jeremy

A piece of shit who wrote something mean about his girlfriend's sister when he was in 6th grade

Did you see what he wrote about his sister he pulled a Dirty Jeremy

by Forgive_me/I'm sorry September 25, 2021