by fakeyouout May 04, 2016
A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.
by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009
Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.
Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"
Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D
Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D
by HiThereJayKey April 13, 2009
by HeyItsNikki April 29, 2009
by Tigerfan1998 January 24, 2014
Alex Jacob is a species of human with extreme intellect and 1000 IQ. Alex Jacob is big brain but still doesn't understand jokes. Alex Jacobs are extremely rare, 1/7,700,000,000.
Alex Jacob = big brain.
by meh names jeff November 11, 2019
Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.
Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.
by Bulma December 07, 2012