Jacob Sartorius

An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing

Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!

by fakeyouout May 20, 2016

dirty jacob

A man gives his girl a dirty sanchez in a walrus stache shape and after finishing blows his load on the womans face.

Yeah last night my girl let me give her the dirty jacob. It was a good night.

by pimpdazzle July 13, 2009

Jacob Rice

Jacob Rice, Usually Called Jake, Is a straight American teen. He has big dreams and enough will power to make them come true. He has no best friend (as of 2009)
Hes a guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them. He also likes to Shop and loves eating healthy food. Hes kind, compassionate, energetic, emotional, crazy, but most of all Lovable.

Girls: "WE LOVE YOU JACOB RICE!"

Jacob Rice: "Thanks! I love all of my Fans back :D"... *thinks for a moment* "All of the except the Stalkers!" :D

by HiThereJayKey April 14, 2009

team jacob

Picking Jacob Black(werewolf) over Edward Cullen(vampire)! From Twilight Series

I am team Jacob!

by HeyItsNikki April 29, 2009

jacob henderson

A fucking awesome fucker who is good in the bedroom and is a true gentlemen

Jacob Henderson is awesome

by Tigerfan1998 January 23, 2014

Jacob Blair

Jacob Blair is a sweet boy, in Cleburne, Texas who has a history for picking girls that hurt him and give him a bad reputation. He has a smile for the ages and a sense of humor that is just amazing, he's oblivious the girl who cares about him and wants to be in his life. He is also the coolest super saiyan! This boy makes my day! I don't think he'll ever know.

Oh Jacob Blair... What a well kept obviousness.. Its the type of thing girls like me write songs about.

by Bulma December 9, 2012

karl jacobs

karl jacobs is the most wholesome man on earth. he has a huge fanbase made up of his amazing supporters.

karl jacobs I’m also a member of the mr. beast crew and he is a part of the dream smp. he twitch streams on karlnetwork, karl jacobs and his YouTube account is simply karl.

he is known for saying “WHAT THE HONK!!!” and he is one of the many nolan hansen bullies. karl jacobs also have amazing hair and an amazing sense of style. he loves monster drinks, skating, gaming, and his fans!

believe it or not karl jacobs was the first man on the moon.

karl jacobs: “meow”

everyone: yes.

by here4karljacobs November 25, 2021