joob

a gaseous dispense of flatulatory substance from the male reproductave organ.

Carl passed out on the couch way early so to teach him a lesson i pulled my pants down and joobed right in his face.

by Collin Lenton May 21, 2008

Joog

To poke at, as with a stick...

Joog the pipe with a coat hanger and see if you can unstop it.

by Vance Kimbrel December 19, 2008

Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008

jood

It is good spelled with a "j". Same meaning, just alot cooler. Jood.

Girl: "I loved that movie"
Guy: "Jood"
Girl: "Oh, your so cool"
Point proven.

by Mikey..... November 19, 2007

Joonas

A guy who thinks he's cool, but is actually a nerd. A joke. Has very big trouble with feelings. Not cool. Girls usually hate him.

Oh no, I think he might be a joonas. run girl! he will hurt you!

by Truthieb November 28, 2010

joog

A universal term for a musical gig, show, or concert; A slang term for a juke box.

You going to the joog tonight?

by truedeal December 13, 2013

Jooece

Like jooce but somehow ... joocier

Taste my JOOECE.

by UberMeng July 31, 2003