Mostly Dead

The state between dead and almost dead. Symptoms include not being able to move, or speak (other than to groan "true love") and not breathing very much. Can be cured by chocolate coated magic pills of unknown origin, administered by those handy dandy wizards and their wives who usually frequent the forests around fairy tale castles.

Well it just so happens that your friend here, is only mostly dead...

by ZandoBob January 18, 2018

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dead pot

Unmaintened, big belly, opposite of "six pack". Also used for plants dead in the pot.

What do you prefer? Six pack or dead pot?

by Tshibourashka December 16, 2017

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Dead Hooker

A dead hooker is another name for a fleshlight

Chris- "I can't wait to use my new Dead hooker!".

by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021

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dead-book

A body in the dead-book is dead. Some people have others "put in the dead-book".

Bubber, you're too drunk to drive, you'll end up in the dead-book.

by Erin Montgomery May 2, 2010

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Overly dead

Where by unfortunate circumstances you have ended up deceased, then someone has managed to shit on your remains, blend them and finally set what is left on fire.

Kyle: "Fuck Maddie, I went out last night and got absolutely smashed. I feel like I am overly dead this morning."

Maddie: "Peak."

by MadMad.B January 29, 2017

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