Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."

As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."

by bomba007 July 9, 2010

wood envy

When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.

Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Bar wood

A boner you get from getting drunk. Uncontrolable
Mind of its own.

Don't touch my bar wood!

by Drewince March 11, 2007

wood putty

a one night stand or random hook-up; something that gets you through a rough/dry patch; in between dating people.

jane: so, do you think you'll see him again?
mary: na, he was just wood putty.

by clevermcclever February 16, 2009

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020