Dirty cabbage

Watching your bitch limp into coles
That dirty cabbage

Can’t believe he just sat there while she just limped into coles
by D Barrymore July 28, 2021
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Dirty cabbage

When your bung legged mistress steals your car because she needs too slowly walk into coles and purchase fem fresh too get rid of rotting cabbage pussy odour

Then sets your car on fire
Dude did you see that bitch limp off after torching that car and drop her dirty cabbage
by D Barrymore July 28, 2021
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eating cabbage

When you get dissed by a chick and her girlfriend about having sex with the other guy in the room.
So Trey and Tina were going to eat cabbage, and I was like can I go too? I like eating cabbage! Let's go!
by Lovemuscleted January 29, 2023
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cabbage wrench

The common sex move between Hispanic and Indian companions of subtly hiding a 14mm wrenchs in two heads of cabbage. The couple then must proceed sit on one head cabbage each and the first to be penetrated by a wrench wins.
DUDE did you hear about Serena and Rohan?! Apparanetly their favorite move is cabbage wrench..damn.
by Chuck Charles’s September 08, 2018
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Freedom Cabbage

Guy:can i buy some Sauerkraut
Saleman:no we only sell freedom cabbage here
Guy:whats that?
saleman:basically Sauerkraut but made here in FreedomLand
Guy: ill take 2 boxes!
by Recarma69 September 07, 2023
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a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.
"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"
by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 06, 2017
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