Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own asshole

My creepy coworker just left. He said he was gonna have a Dutch lunch.

by Gardfiel May 31, 2018

Dutch Lunch

Eating ones own ass.

Damn that dudes fleixible! He’s eating a Dutch Lunch right now!

by Gonne6 May 31, 2018

dutch oven

1. (Australian slang) The act of having a whole group of friends (or fellow potheads) bundle up into a car (preferably a full passenger load) and all smoking marijuana, preferably with the windows wound up, as to have the car's interior thick with both a bong haze and steam from the bods sitting in the said vehicle! And having no fresh air coming in, one can get get stoned both on the toke and the haze. Great in a panel van too!

Before the concert, we all piled up into Jack's car and had ourselves an almighty Dutch oven: faaaark, we were ripped! Phwooooar!

by Bag O'Turnips April 8, 2008

dutch ice

When you're banging a girl with both her legs up, and then before she orgasms, you drop a slushie on her boobs.

"Hey baby, want a dutch ice?" *wink, wink*

by ScountHomeboy December 29, 2004

dutch people

European people known for wearing wooden shoes, being incredibly rude, and Incredibly white

yo check out those fools with those wooden shoes they must dutch people. Lets jack em'

by djsumdawg November 23, 2014

dutch runner

you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.

Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?

by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009

Dutch Apple

A sexual act, when a lover farts in another lovers mouth while ejaculating on their chest. Also know as the Dutch Apple mustache ride

"Hey baby, you mind if I add a Dutch apple to this face ride?"

by Dr JBR February 6, 2010