Fail Lines

1. Lines of snow that appear across a failure's driveway. This person (usually a migrant from Illinois to the fine state of Wisconsin) sucks so bad at shoveling their driveway that they create fail lines in places where the snow overflowed from either side of their shovel. Usually these lines run horizontally for the entire length of their driveway.

2. It can also be a noun describing the person previously described.

1. Man 1: Dude, you have to clean up those fail lines.
Man 2: Yea, I know. Three people already asked if I was from Chicago.

2. "That new neighbor of yours roots for the Bears? He must be such a fail lline..."

by The Wonderful WIz January 18, 2011

poverty line

when ranking an individual out of 10, the poverty line separates the acceptable hookups (looked on favourably by your friendship group), from the people you should not even consider planting your seed in. If someone is above the poverty line they are objectively better than a 5/10 on the attractiveness scale.

"Fuck bro I got with this girl last night and she was below the poverty line, I feel violated".
"I fucked a guy last night, but don't worry he was above the poverty line".

by bigcocknoballs May 17, 2021

line rat

A person who spends a great deal of time on social media app “Line” and has not much else going for them irl

Syko spends all his time making announcements on line, he is such a line rat

by TheSinDoctor April 10, 2023

Millennium Line

A SkyTrain line that mainly goes through Burnaby. It was built in 2002 and literally no one cares about it even with the new Evergreen extension literally no one gives a fuck also it's super hard to spell so yeah everyone hates it.

The millennium line is literally parallel to the expo line why don't you just use that instead

by penapox October 28, 2018

The Brown Line

How close you can come to shitting yourself, without actually shitting yourself. Usually caused by explosive diarrhea.

I almost crossed the brown line this morning, I Just managed to get my pants down and take a seat before I decorated the Oval Office

by Choppasm April 12, 2023

tag lines

Tan lines made by sun or dirt that make a line on your feet specifically when wearing Tag brand shoes.

I was out in the hot sun all day and now my feet have some major tag lines.

by Native nomads July 31, 2020

line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant

“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday”

by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018