chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true

If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.

by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020

Chain Snatcher

A Romanian man who violently rips out a person's anal beads from inside them.

Yesterday, that Chain Snatcher got me and they popped right out of me.

by Romanian_Man2067 October 7, 2024

Dead Rose Chain

A term/action used when a group of people recognize an airball or bad joke made by someone

"Wow, Eden's joke was really bad" Everyone else: "Wow, dead rose chain🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀"

by Labubu67mafi November 3, 2025

Food chain

The art of getting something ahead of someone else due to them having a higher socioeconomic status

E.g Skinny went to the toilet so I food chained his seat

I food chained a load of free pints the other night

by birdworm_tome August 22, 2023

chain dragger

Racial slur towards black people

Stems from them dragging chains from their wrists and ankles in slave times

"Damn! Check out that chain dragger! He looks like a criminal!"

by JoeBishop February 11, 2022

Chain hater

A motorcycle aficionado with a dislike for chain driven motorcycles and a preference for shaft driven engines. In particular BMW 1200 GS/A riders who hate all things non BMW 1200.

Look at that noobs F800 GS/A, how shit is it with its chain drive. Rob Bailey says " I am a chain hater as only real motorcycles ie BMW 1200 GS/A with shaft drives are real bikes!"

by Entr0py79 July 6, 2017

Where is the chain?

Reference to "off the chain," implying there is nothing fun about the situation.

"The keg has run dry" said Thomas. "Oh no! Where is the chain?" replied Edward.

by CMilque December 9, 2008