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Danish handshake

The pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetrosexual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other participant's reproductive organ.

Climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful orgasmic finale.
"Yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, I sealed the deal with a Danish handshake, Lol."
by swedishNigel April 14, 2010
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Irish Handshake

An Irish Handshake is a sexy ass spanking by an Irish (sometimes Scottish) man just before sex.
Meir gave me a very memorable Irish Handshake before fucking me all night long; my ass was still pink in the morning.
by CyAdora October 26, 2011
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Saturday Handshake

The passing of a beer (or otherwise appropriate malt beverage) from host to guest, upon arrival.
Dude's a good guy. I went to his party this weekend, he met me at the door with a Saturday Handshake.
by Infinity Squared June 6, 2009
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Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business
The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.
by Snuffelgus February 9, 2013
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handshake line

when a person walks along a line of naked men...pumpin' away
At the end of a game, to celebrate, a bunch of bros get in a handshake line.
by Billybobjoe97 February 25, 2018
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Handsoke

Handsoke, where you have your hand in the air menacingly... equals a ‘Handsoke’
He looked at me very angry, like the handsoke look
by Padlxy December 22, 2018
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handshek

The way that PewDiePie shakes his hand w/ hoes
Handshek 1000
by Groundy August 24, 2019
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