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Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job
Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
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Cool sandy handshake

When you discreetly slip a piece of sandpaper in ur palm with icy hot to make it stick, before administering a hand job
The cool sandy handshake the actresses younger sister gave the movie producer left him in the hospital with an embarrassing case of road rash.
by Occupational breather August 3, 2018
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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clam bake handshake

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018
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Fingering Handshake

When giving a handskade, you put your middle and index finger into the other persons hand and "finger" it

Meaning: it means that you wanna have sexual intercourse with the person you're doing it to, if they do it back, it means they are in on it
(fingering handshake)

I finger handshaked Jenny and she also wanted to fuck!
by XxBreadmakerxX April 3, 2018
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Rabbit Handshake

A sweater vest with a hood lacking a zipper, found in Canada, specifically Saskatchewan where the term originated. Closely related to the Bunny Hug also from Saskatchewan.
Wow did you see Dexter from phi kappa deltoid rocking that nice rabbit handshake daddy bought him.
by circlejerkafrat May 22, 2018
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3-man handshake

When 3 men - or women with penises - all lie down and suck or jerk each-others cocks in a circle-like position. The natural evolution of a 69.
"That party was wild!"
'What happened?'
"We got so high, we ended up giving each-other the 3-man handshake!"
'Bro, that's some crazy shit.'
by SwAgMaStEr69 May 26, 2018
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