motorboat handshake

When 2 bros go to shake hands and their female counterparts cross between them to hug, creating a hand-boob combination worthy of a couples greeting ritual.

I went to shake my bro’s hand and our babes hugged in between for a awesome motorboat handshake.

by Cosmo the assman March 15, 2021

Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues

Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.

by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019

Connecticut handshake

Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake

Those guys know each other really well as they have a Connecticut handshake while saying hello

by Optix13 December 21, 2023

Australian Handshake

When a man and woman contract their pelvic floor muscles during penis-in-vagina intercourse, causing the vagina to tighten and the penis to harden at the same time, thereby squeezing down on each other as if to perform a handshake. Called “Australian” because it occurs “down under”—beneath the belt.

Johnny: Tiffany and I just completed our business transaction with an Australian Handshake!
Ted: Why was it an Australian Handshake?
Johnny: Because she was a prostitute.

by bobeatsfanblades March 26, 2024

Gold Coast Handshake

Glassing, to smash a glass bottle or beverage vessel across another persons head

Did you hear about Mick? He copped a Gold Coast handshake last night, had to go to hospital for stitches.

by DaNashinator November 11, 2022

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

Rakkasan Handshake

A slang term originating within the 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), also known as the “Rakkasans.” The phrase refers to striking someone in the face with a closed fist—essentially a punch—delivered as a blunt and often aggressive “introduction” in conflict. While phrased as a “handshake,” the term is ironic, signifying a violent encounter rather than a friendly greeting.

Things got heated at the barracks, and he ended up giving the guy a Rakkasan Handshake.

by Mannyboobies September 16, 2025