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Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.
I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
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Hooker flag of union

Levi keeps talking about hooker flag of union he's mentally retarded
by Jewishharley October 13, 2017
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hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.
i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich
by aidsgirl August 1, 2011
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Post Trans action hooker

post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”

Top Definition Commentary:

She wasn’t part of the transaction.

She didn’t sign the manifest.

She just called back.

To clean up.

To linger.

To emotionally validate the install.

Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:

“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.
If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!
by Westside T October 30, 2015
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Kukkiwon hookers and whores

Noun: a person who acts as a hooker or whore doing sex acts with the martial artists and instructors at the kukkiwon conplex where. This is generally the lowest form of sexual depravity as these prostitutes have the dirtiest stankiest kunt holes on the planet? Disease ridden and vag cig stench accompany these sluts
Higgy nems: wheres tushie hittin bombs these days?

Jbosh: Bro you havent heard? Hes out hittin them kukkiwon hookers And whores pretending to be a martial artist. He got rid of that Kearns kunt so he could savage with some kukky sluts.
by ballplayer182 May 3, 2022
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that's so hooker

something whether that be an action, or behaviour or look that is beyond amazing/filthy/rock'n'roll
*guy pee's into a fabulous purse in the corner*
that's so hooker.
that is so hooker
by the hooker on church st. corne February 20, 2011
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