Grundle grass

The prime piece of real estate located between Scrotumberg and Anusville

My grundle grass if chock full of dingle berries.

by SpankyBawl September 23, 2021

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about block men for the last hour? How about we go outside and touch some grass :)

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

Hi Grass

a cute way to say hi, without being boring. when people say hi grass other people think of them as extremely cool people who are so spiffy and not at all soft.

person 1: hi.

Person 2: Hi Grass!!

person 1: omfg!! you are soo spiffy and cute and so much fun !!

by mr.spiffy July 13, 2010

Grass

Something you should touch.

Person 1: I need to get off the internet and touch grass.
Person 2: what's grass?

by Rei_The_Fox April 9, 2023

Grass

Literally the thing that grows on mud.
why the fuck did you search this?

Shitass: 'what's this green stuff on the ground

Bob: 'its grass, shitass.'

by BigAlTheUnit November 28, 2020

grass

oh shit I don’t want to touch it! What a disgusting and vile thing!

Person 1: I want to touch grass
Person 2: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 16, 2025

grass

something i need to u touch

dude stop watching hyunjin fan and and go touch some grass

by tojisrighthand April 21, 2022