Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

The grass is cut

it's done, it's over, job's finished

- "Do you think I still go a chance?"
- "The grass is cut bro let it go..."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021

touching grass

something that gamer girls/ guys don't do

hey bro have you been touching grass HIM: no I've been gaming!

by touching grass March 27, 2023

grass is greener where you water it

This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side”

Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.

by sound recollection December 2, 2025

Bullet Ploof Grass

The greatest band to ever play music.

Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."

Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"

by Squeeeeeeps April 30, 2023

Grass Nest

n. A clump of grass used to tilt the angle on a camera during a timered shot.

I was taking intense myspace shots with a grass nest to steady the camera

by Jungle Man Jones November 15, 2009