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Kinda gooned to Mbappé

“Kinda gooned to Mbappé” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a MASSIVE meme on TikTok.
Canada man hop on the jerkmate, Kinda gooned to Mbappé, Obama have dih. Obama have dih.
by VYB3 July 29, 2025
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Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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Goon

Josh is a goon
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Goon Technique

A fanmade jujutsu kaisen technique

Cursed technique reversal: Nude images
Cursed techniqe lapse: OnlyFans creator Rabbit hole
Imaginary technique: Nude OnlyFans creator
Domain expansion: Laptop and Lotion
dude, he jujutsued her kaisen so hard, he used the goon technique
by DictionaryDude432 September 13, 2025
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Gooned

Look at him hes so gooned right now.
by giggly boy September 3, 2025
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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