google cancer

What happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you've probably got cancer.

Tom: "I've got a pain in my right hand."
Harry: "Did you google it?"
Tom: "It came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer."
Harry: "Are you sure it's not repetitive strain injury?"
Tom: "No, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. Its probably cancer."
Harry: "Ah, you've got google cancer."

by Mercks December 12, 2013

Google Daddy

When a thirsty chick trys so hard to keep her man from leaving her, she sends him googled pictures of positive pregnancy tests to keep him around

Dayum dude, this chick ive been trying to get rid of is trying to make me her Google Daddy.

by Vulgarswag November 7, 2015

Google Hell

This is when you have to suffer through a conversation with someone who thinks they know it all, the Know It All will ramble on and on throwing out facts and acts surprised when you don't know what they are talking about, these people aren't well liked

Listening to him is like some kind of Google Hell

by Googled Hell April 24, 2017

Google Plus

Google+ is currently dominated by teenagers and young adults. We have the cult inner circles (shroomboys) and many things like that. There are lots of drama but overall it's a good place.

Alexander: *posts meme on Google Plus*
500 +1's

by BOINAENAE February 10, 2018

Google Translate

A place where people will type stupid things in other languages to get a funny result in english. It's barely used for anything real.

𝙂𝙤𝙤𝙜𝙡𝙚 𝙏𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 (Google Translate)

French: jus de oof
English: oof juice

by a lightswitch + a doorbell March 12, 2019

Google Ogle

To google oneself and revel in all the posts about themselves found on Google search.

"Keanu Reeves doesn't know he's the Internet's Boyfriend because he doesn't Google Ogle himself"

"Kim Kardashian spends 24 hours a day Google Ogling herself"

"I didn't know I was famous in Japan till I Googled Ogled myself"

by CyrusMuller June 15, 2019

google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png

this is what happens when you drag the google logo image into the search bar

if your looking this up on urban dictionary your extreamly bored

ima go look up google.ca/images/branding/googlelogo/1x/googlelogo_color_272x92dp.png
on urban dictionary becuase im bored

by sniper nate November 2, 2020