Goose Goose

An overweight white girl with really bad style

Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!

by Mrs. Handsome September 23, 2010

goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance

The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked

by Chz6173 January 12, 2016

Goose

A complete wet blanket.
Cornball.

A prepubescent kid that had zero friends as a child and decided to join a frat and give himself a nickname.
Cool story bro but you know he does in top gun right?

Ben. You being a total Goose right now.
Stephen Glandsberg and Goose are synonymous.

by Z Maddy July 11, 2018

mother goose

a mother of goose who takes care of children

my mom is a mother goose

by rayxn July 19, 2021

Jockin' My Goose

1) To bother someone

2) To joke with, similar to "pulling my leg" and "pulling my dick

3) Another term to say hand/blow jobs

1) Person 1 - "Dude, you suck at skateboarding!"

Person 2 - "Man, stop jockin' my goose"

2) Person 1 - "Yo she blew me and i came in her eye!"

Person 2 - "No way man, are you jockin' my goose?"

3) "She jocked my goose last night. it was awesome"

by BiGMaQ October 16, 2010

Silly Goose

Someone who is silly and goose-like.

Me: Lola! She's so silly and she's so goose-like. Do you know what that means?
Mom: she's a silly goose!

by AxFxB August 29, 2017

goose cock

a dumb ass drunk often trying to fight or rape his friends to compensate for being rape by Canadians a smart ass know it all

Man goose cock got all drunk and tried to rape me in the woods

by Page Master June 21, 2011