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Mint Gobbler

Someone who eats all my fucking mints!
by The Fraz October 27, 2008
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Gossip Goblin

A person who is incapable of having the slightest semblance of an intellectual conversation and instead habitually talks and/or lies about other people's personal lives to the point of mistrust and annoyance.
Person 1: What is wrong with April that all she can talk about is other people's lives, I think she makes shit up just to feel better about herself.

Person 2: Since her life is so boring she has to be a gossip goblin, so she spends all of her time trolling on facebook trying to ruin other people's lives or just so she can have something to talk about.

Person 1: She should read a book....
by ¡cállate la boca January 30, 2012
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The Gobstopper

Always used with the pronoun "The", The Gobstopper is the name given to the oral sex technique of taking a cock and both balls, no matter the size, into the mouth and sucking/licking it all until it gets too big to handle it all and eventually letting the balls drop out of the mouth and regular oral sex is resumed.
So while he was soft, I decided to take his whole package, y'know his cock AND his balls, in my mouth and just suck and lick til he got raging hard. He was like "Wow! What was THAT?", a pleased look on his face. I simply replied, "That was The Gobstopper." Naturally, he followed up by saying, "Well, I want more of The Gobstopper then!"
by ChampionCocksucker October 25, 2012
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mud goblin

by olddutchster November 6, 2013
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knob goblin

some one who enjoys sucking cock.
1. Xanders girl freind is such a knob goblin she blowed our whole junior class
by the fox man May 13, 2006
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hob-goblin

1. noun - A human being that has such extraordinary goblin like qualities that the term 'goblin' alone doesn't do it justice. Hob goblins are just a tad creepier than your basic goblin, they tend to have a little stronger hitch in their getalong, a little stronger smell, etc. There's probably some perfectly natural explanation for the rampant existence of these types- poor nutrition, bad hygeine, and bad breeding in the first place.
"Have you seen that hob-goblin lookin' mother fucker that works at the sports bar? Hopefully he's not the one that makes the popcorn."
by earlsgarage July 30, 2008
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