German Sausage Plug

4 Dicks in a woman's Ass cavity at the same time.

Guy - 1 "Yo, Dude!"
Guy - 2 "What man?"
Guy - 1 " I just German Sausage Plugged this chick"
Guy - 2 "Yeah dude, I was there!"

by Jerry Seinfelder March 15, 2010

The German Nose Bleed

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

by Chicko 123 February 20, 2009

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

German Crockpot

(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.

Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"

Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"

by Ronny Chizano April 26, 2011

german fire drill

A German Fire Drill: Four to Six people gather in a circle in a dark concrete room wearing sweaters woven out of each others pubic hair (or darkish gray spandex, depending on how much time they had) subsequent to each consuming a large portion of syrup of ipecac. The participants in the fire drill wait until the ipecac has its effects at which point they ferociously vomit on each other, creating a shower-like fountain of ipecac-scented vomit. The sound created by the people vomiting has been sometimes described as sounding like a german fire alarm, thus giving the practice it's name. Special attention is generally taken by participants to direct a majority of the vomit on the host's genitalia, as an act of courtesy and gratitude.

WE-OOH WE-OOH WE-OOH
What is that noise Sharon?
My son and his friends are having a German Fire Drill upstairs, sorry.

by Tommyboy783928 March 15, 2008

German Man Brownie

When a guy shits in a girls mouth, then gags her with it by shoving his penis down her throat

My girlfriend loves my german man brownies

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

German soda bomb

When someone shakes up a large carbonated beverage and puts it in his/ her rectum to unscrew it causing it to explode in their anus

Dude that guy is so gay.
Dude I know he probably gives himself German soda bombs all the time.

by serodino May 3, 2007