GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape

The act of forcefully shoving grapes down the throat of an unwilling victim.

(People sleeping in there beds late at night, meanwhile a man come busting through the wall screaming)

Grapest: I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!

People: (screaming in horror): NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by Grapest January 15, 2011

Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009

grapes

a teeny little scrotum sack

i kicked my brother in the grapes

by cherry February 26, 2003

grapevine

Small community outside of Hazard, Ky were massive parties are thrown... Drug busts and murders happen monthly...

Yo man lets go get crunk down in tha vine... i got some sweet G we can smoke and we can pop some OC's

by Afony Spur February 7, 2005

grape smuggler

A grape smuggler is a guy who likes to hang around with the oppisite sex but in a younger form. Much like a toy boy but vise-versa. (about a two to three year difference to apply) when they are grown up its o.k.

john is a blates grape smuggler he is now going out with a 14 year old and he is 17.

by guch strap francis nicholls January 13, 2007