Friend Zone

A term used by incredibly butthurt little boys in relation to the fact that the girl they like doesn't want to fuck them. It's an excuse the little boy makes to make the girl look like she's doing something wrong when the little boy is really just over egotistical and/or an asshurt sore loser. The little boy just doesn't want to accept the fact the girl doesn't want him.

Tyler: That fucking bitch fucking friend zoned me!
Anna: Shut up, your ego will live.
Tyler: She's just a stupid slut, every guy she dates is a douche!
Anna: You're just butthurt because she doesn't want you.

by Just another Black Sheep January 8, 2012

friend-zoned

the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.

girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?

guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.

by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011

Friend Poaching

The act, usually committed on facebook, of adding a friend of your friend, whom you have never previously met or come into contact with. Upon acceptance, the friend poacher usually makes over exuberantly friendly and all too awkward comments on his new "friend's" statuses.

dude 1: Hey, it says that we have (insert name) as a mutual friend, how do you know him????

dude 2: ... uhh...

dude 1: dude have you been friend poaching???? Stop poaching my friends bro.

by TRL0 November 9, 2009

Friend of a friend

How guys claim to have met their current girl friend when they really mean they met online.

Darryl: "Yo, RayShard, dats one fine biotch you be hanging with lately. Where you meet her."
RayShard: "Oh, you mean Shaneequa? We, um, met through a friend of a friend."
Darryl: " I didn't think you would ever meet anyone with all that time you spend alone on da computer and sheet."
RayShard: "indeed. Indeed. Go figure. Funny,that."

by Ct walrus July 9, 2011

Friend surge

Adding a large number of friends or followers on social media in the hours after returning home from summer camp.

After returning home from camp, Anna experienced a Friend surge, gaining 32 followers on Instagram in one afternoon.

by Beth G August 6, 2013

friend squatting

A term used to describe the selfish act of monopolising one friend's time when you arrive at a party where you are unfamiliar with the majority of guests and/or unwilling to socialise with others.

Wow, did you catch John last night he was totally friend squatting on Louise all night ... bored? She looked like she was in suspended animation.

by Bored Nick August 7, 2005

friend stick

Another name for a joint.

Care for a friend stick, my good chum?

by tony_harrison July 24, 2007