Fording

Werb. Touching or standing too close to people in public transportation. Standing too close to people to make them disturbed and go away

He sit our spot, let's fording him and make him go away

by dthplt August 02, 2022

Fording

-Embellish Facts, A load of bullshit

Don't listen to the Councillors facts, hes fording.

by P416 October 06, 2014

fording

The Australian Bogan equivalent of the adjective, Holding...
Used by Ford fans that hate those f@cken wooly woofter Holden Cars...

-The act of a person or thing that holds.
-To have or keep in ones hand; grasp.

"Oi Bruce, do you know where my sunnies are?"
"Yeah Mate, youse fording them in ur hands, AYE!".

by Undi3s August 20, 2014

the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.

Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.

by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 02, 2017

Nathaniel ford

Nathaniel Ford is inconsistent and flaky he's the type of person to love bomb somebody

n: I'm Nathaniel Ford and I want to spend the rest of my life with you
1 month later

n: I love someone else

by Therealsmartass October 31, 2023

Pulled a Ford

When a person of little significance in society fabricates stories to make oneself appear to be relevant or important in any current trend.

This person touted his keto-lifestyle but his primary food group is Biscuits with Sausage gravy. He Pulled a Ford.

by ScottFraud September 28, 2020

mr forde

a registered sex offender, probably the type to steal your brownie from dominos.

person one: dude, did you fucking steal my brownie.
person two: it was probably mr forde.

by fuckingasswipe69 May 25, 2020