Skip to main content

Football Flip

When the big offensive linebacker flips his opponent over his shoulder with one hand. The opponent lands face first on the ground.
As Andrew ran towards the end zone, Steve tried to stand in his way. Andrew just grinned, crouched down, and flipped Steve over his shoulder with one massive hand. Steve landed face-first on the field and got a mouthful of dirt.
"Yeah!" Andrew yelled, spiking the ball in the end zone. "Hope you liked the Football Flip Steve!"
by Commander Stan July 8, 2006
mugGet the Football Flip mug.

Football Hipster

An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.
Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.
by KeyKeyWhitsWhits. November 3, 2013
mugGet the Football Hipster mug.

providence football

Middle school football team that consists of some of the hottest guys in Duval County, maybe even all of Jacksonville.
All of them are very smexi, and their games are preettty amazing (because they pone and can kick their butts).
LYKE ZOMG DAT DUDE THAT PLAYS ON THE PROVIDENCE FOOTBALL IS LYKE SUPA HAWWTTT!11!1!!!

Man, that Providence kid is so hot I could lick his abs.
by wuve you February 20, 2009
mugGet the providence football mug.

soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.
I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.
by rugbykiltman June 21, 2014
mugGet the soccer (football) mug.

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
by houdek May 29, 2008
mugGet the a monkey fucking a football mug.

Michigan Football Uniform

A reference to a woman with an attractive body but an ugly face.
Dude, that chick is a Michigan Football Uniform...great uniform, fucked up helmet!
by Grabke September 9, 2009
mugGet the Michigan Football Uniform mug.

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
mugGet the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email