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University of Central Florida
Considered to be the second largest commuter school in Florida, next to Disney World, UCF provides students of all ages (Especially those aged 40+ who never got the chance to go to college) an opportunity to attend and print out a copy of a Bachelor's Degree from their library.
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
UCF is a model school when it comes to a lack of school spirit. When asked, 50% claimed their mascot to be Mickey Mouse, 40% said it was a horse, and 10% said they didn't know what a mascot was.
Understanding that many of their students commute from either Disney World or their parent's house, UCF has made great strides in ensuring that freshman still receive some form of the "college experience" by promoting and encouraging the "Freshman 15," which remains spearheaded by the Greek Life, mainly the sororities.
Originally, University of Central Florida's (UCF) intended purpose was to educate students in preparation for employment at Disney World as janitors, but an increase of recent standards by Disney have made it impossible for UCF graduates to work there. In order to accommodate for this, UCF has begun shuffling new graduates into fast food franchises, with the exception of Chickfila.
While still an accredited school, its status as a university remains questionable. When those responsible for accrediting schools was asked "why," they responded with, "We thought it would be funny."
Son: "Hey dad, I only got into two schools. McDonald's and University of Central Florida. Which one should I go to?"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
Father: "Ok, son, for one, McDonald's isn't a school... but if you're asking me which option will give you more of a future, go to McDonald's."
Person#1: "So did you get into any colleges?"
Person#2: "UCF"
Person#1: "...So no?"
Person#2: "Yeah..."
Person#1: "I'm really sorry"
University of Central Florida by John C. Hitt January 4, 2011
north florida
Britney: so where are you from
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville
Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida
The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
Todd: oh im from Jacksonville
Britney: oh where is that
Todd: north florida
The stranger has disconnected from the chat.
north florida by IDGAFWABGSAM October 26, 2017
going to Florida
going to Florida by Ben Herbold February 16, 2008
Sanford Florida
A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean
Sanford Florida by yafav.kiddosdrey September 14, 2019
Central Florida Gangs
Any (or probably all) gangs in the central florida which are either:
a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka
Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.
Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.
Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.
A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.
a) Spinoffs of famous sets
b) Real, but not dangerous at all
c) Just more fake then a muthafucka
Gangs that fall under Category A would be Rollin 60s Crips in Bartow, which are fake and arent to be taken seriously in Bartow Florida. Another might be the Bartow Brims in Bartow Florida which also has its origins in Los Angeles California. Category A isnt to be taken seriously. They just front like the real thing.
Gangs that fall under Category B would be Surenos, Nortenos, and MS-13 in Tampa Florida and Hillsborough County. They arent to be taken lightly, but generally pose no threat to anybody unless provoked.
Category C Gangs are any cliques in polk county and hillsborough that claim to be engaged in criminal acts, but havent done anything more then steal cookies out the cookie jar.
A and C categories are more fake than a bitch.
Jamal: Damn homey I rep da Bartow Brims on the Eastside.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.
Retard: Central florida gangs are da rillist and illest my nugguh.
Intelligent person: Dumbasses.
Central Florida Gangs by Brotha Dyk Hung November 25, 2006