florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19

damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons

by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020

Florida ring of death

The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.

By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4

by Flyassfeller10 May 3, 2021

Florida Fold

Similar to the Texas Tuck, a Florida Fold is when someone folds their muffin top into their pants.

Man, I wish Stacy would do a Florida Fold right about now. No one wants to see that.

by MuffinTown November 15, 2017

Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth

I gave that bitch a Florida snowblower last weekend

by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025

Florida Milk

Cum

Damn, I love drinking this Florida Milk

by Gamerman3338372726 April 11, 2022

Florida fridge

An additional fridge kept in a garage almost exclusively for alcohol.

Man, you're out of beer! Oh don't worry there's more in the Florida fridge.

by Jazzhandsandtoes January 24, 2022

Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020