floating a brain

One "floats a brain" by pulling your testicles out of the fly hole of your pants and proceed about your normal business without acknowledging the exposed genitals. This is typically done in bars or at parties.

I floated a brain at the party last weekend. I will be floating a brain this evening at the social function.

by bigEC July 19, 2014

flithie

Noun
A dirty selfie. Example: dick pic or titty shot.

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Ugh. Dustin sent me another flithie. Look at this dick pic

by Tlove413 August 1, 2014

floating pallet

Pissing in a mans asshole until filled then shitting in said asshole to the poop looks like a little floating pallet in the water. Originally an act committed by the French and their transgender lovers

My bf wouldn't the floating pallet thing with me so I broke up with him.

by Anglomachican August 2, 2014

floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.

i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.

by lafartola May 14, 2015

floaturd

The buoyant nugget sized turd that remains in the bowl after the flush

Dave, I went to use the crapper and some nasty jerk left a bunch of floaturds behind. I think somebody else's wife cooks worse than mine.

by Mr metal chip July 23, 2015

Floatatious

The ability to float very well

I was very floatatious in my wetsuit

by Super crafty gurl November 29, 2015

float boat

A person that does not settle down in to one group they tend to float around loads of other groups socialising

"Look at the trap Queen she's such a Float boat

by YoOlde January 1, 2016