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Perfect Relationship

The perfect relationship requires three things.....having the best sex, being best friends and having a similar outlook on life.

Even if you have two of the three things, that relationship will not be completely satisfying and probably will not last.
You have the best sex and are best friends but dont have a similar outlook on life.......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You are best friends and have a similar outlook on life but dont have the best sex......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!

You have the best sex and have a simlar outlook on life but are not best friends......it's not a perfect relationship and probably will not last!
by Archeo Bob August 23, 2009
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Frielationship

An affiliation with someone that transcends the standard norms that define a friendship. This word may be used to describe what may become a relationship between two people.
Neither one of us are ready to call the other girlfriend or boyfriend yet we engage in practices that may classify us as such, therefore we must be in a frielationship!
by Narkland July 26, 2010
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flocky-nocky-nahilla-pilla-fecations

A word or common phrase meaning that some people cannot pronounce this word properly.
You can't can you?
by Turbo The Porcupine April 19, 2004
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relationsex

A relationship that is based solely on sex, and therefore, has absolutely no real functionality.
Bryce is so dysfunctional, he only has relationsex.
by relationsex is dumb like bryce September 11, 2009
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felatio ratio

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010
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filationship

A very, VERY casual sexual relationship. Generally noncommittal.
"So are you guys together now or what?"
"Oh hell no, it's just a filationship."
by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007
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Relationshop

When two people have a relationship just to maintain a business or when one of them fakes having feelings for the other just for the sake of saving their business.
A man thinking to himself: " My business is about to collapse, I should come up w something... ' EUREKA!' I will approach my dumb female business partner."

Man: Hey lets hang out?

Dumb woman: SURE! ( in a happy go lucky fashion)

Man: You know, I always thought you are quite interesting and beautiful... I like you a lot. Would you like us to get to know eachother well? Lets have dinner tonight.

Dumb woman: I actually like you too, OK!

(then they end up sleeping and in the following days become a "couple" woman constantly keeps taking pics w her arm wrapped around him head tilted on his cheek.)

(Another girl that was ditched by the cowardice relationshop guy) : Wow, what a pathetic relationshoper of a guy he is.
by politicallyuncompromising December 4, 2010
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