Father

What's That? What's a Father?

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"

by yourfootttttttttt February 07, 2025

Father

A father is someone who impregnated a living woman and created a small, screaming, annoying creature often known as a child.
Father's have a common tendency to leave after the child has been summoned by the sun god.

Person 1: Is your father home?
Person 2: Not yet, but we are expecting him to come home soon since after all he has been gone for 11 years.

by Kat Daniel August 25, 2019

Father

someone who will never come back

father: going to get milk
son: aight see you in heaven or hell

by You ass at fortnite January 18, 2022

Father

Father man is man that is born and made father of child

Father is my friends dad

by FatherDudeMan43 November 08, 2020

Father

I don’t have one

Father went to go to the store

by Mayo_river June 14, 2021

father

wait a minute you dont have one hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahaha

mommy where did father go to get the milk

by jhghfjm gcbfvnbfcjdhrsxdcghbjk May 03, 2023

Father

To suck c*ck without a mouth

I can’t even father this dude because I can’t think of something to do it with.

by Aristomenis November 16, 2019