fake laugh

how snobs and phoneys laugh

see californians

Magic Johnson fake laughs.

by xLnt December 9, 2003

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010

fake woke

When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology

"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"

"Shut up fake woke ass up."

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"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"

"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."

by catapillarman September 30, 2017

fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

fakefaggot

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.

Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.

by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008

Fake ass BITCH

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.

I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch

by MrIce May 22, 2015

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009