Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 8, 2022

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

Florida State University

University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.

Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?

Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.

James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

Floridaing

To do Floridian type things

Now that's floridaing on a 1000%

by Artisticallyholly November 16, 2022

Florida Kept

When a car has been in Florida and the owner considers it to not be beat up compared to other areas of the U.S. where cars are beat up.

Selling my Mazda Miata 1,000,000 miles, drives great, florida kept.

by imblazerr September 29, 2022

Florida truthing

Fans beliving Streamer GeorgeNotFound is in Florida finally visiting Dreamnap even though he is still in London beign a little lonely bean (with Tommy (the child) and other streamers, but he doesn't go out)

Person A: "George is in Florida, DNF is real"

Person B: "they are George in Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)

"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022