Internet Feces

Radom 'crap' on the internet. Usually something interesting, fun, funny, or just plain odd. Basically anything on the internet that's not backed by a corporate compeny or is porn.

Psychoticgerbil.com is internet feces

by PsychoticGerbil.com August 23, 2004

fender

a folded piece of foil that you smoke meth on... always dull side up y'all!

hey pass that fender

by Missy J November 29, 2006

there's feces in my anus

An alternative to saying "I gotta take a shit"

There's feces in my anus!

by Danno April 6, 2005

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

No fences

to not wear underwear or panties under your clothes.

DUDE!! Did u just see that chick sitting at the bar in that skirt.... NO FENCES!

by BigBravo September 21, 2009

Feces Faucet

Another name for a woman's ass / sphincter depending on the reference. A faucet is a regulator for controlling the flow of liquid from a reservoir, in this case the reservoir which is holding the feces (aka poop) is the woman's anus and the sphincter is the faucet ergo feces faucet.

Example 1
Man 1: dude, that broads feces faucet was so tight last night when i plowed her doggy style.

Man 2: nice bro

Example 2
Man 1: check out the feces faucet on that broad, id love to tap that

Man 2: man i know, that is one nice booty. one of the nicest i have ever seen.

by the.feces.machine March 22, 2010

Femcel

A femcel is a female who uses an anonymous social profile to hide behind when speaking about their inability to maintain a relationship or have sex, often blaming men and the impossible beauty standards set on them as the failure to thrive in society instead of looking at themselves.

Kerryn can't get a boyfriend because she only stays at home and listens to Femcel Icon Corinne Fisher's podcast giving her bad advice.

by Karen Fathands December 4, 2022