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fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.
His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself
by TherevJake December 19, 2011
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truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.
joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.
by aarrgghh March 24, 2009
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Assassination Fart

When you have to fart and you save it for one purpose. Then after it brews in your rectum for a long enough time you take your position to let the assassination fart out of your brownhole to seek its vengeance on those targeted. This type of fart is specifically classified by its 100% silent release from the rectum and its room clearing and gag inducing capabilities.
As we played Black-Ops Jake decided to plot and execute a strategic assassination fart, he cleared the living room and caused others to drop their controllers causing online deaths and real life gagging and dry heaving.
by ROBOCHAD August 9, 2012
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Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.
Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve
by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009
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regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.
Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth
by johnnykisakeezik May 31, 2018
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Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.
Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!
by Buddahrid January 23, 2009
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Demo Fart

A small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come.
“The demo fart is warning to everyone in the blast radius to evacuate.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
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