Second Family

The collective word for your aunt, uncle and cousins

Yeah we are going to go visit my second family next week. (Uncle Jared, Aunt Sarah, Cousin Jennifer, Julie and Dylan)

by akararules July 24, 2010

family drama

Drama that is started and created unnecessarily by a family member that has to do with some aspect of your inner family circle. An innocent family member will inevitably be affected and probably brought in to the drama trap. The innocent will usually be named as the person who created this drama. This is usually a result of off-season drama.

I can't believe that she's starting all this family drama b/c she thinks I didn't buy her kid's anything for Christmas.

He's starting some family drama b/c he thinks I'm getting more than my share of the money that (insert deceased family member's name here)left for us.

by spasticmama February 3, 2006

Family

A group of people you cant trust

Never trust family because they will fuck you over faster than a friend.

by Azulon July 22, 2013

family flush

Multiple family members or residents of a home defecating(shitting) or urinating(pissing) in the same toilet several times without flushing to save on the cost of water.

Joe just lost his job so he informed his wife and children they'd have to family flush till he found another job.

by roto rooter December 20, 2013

fame-fuck

When celebrities uses their fame to get laid with their fans on mutual interests.

I just fame-fucked that hipster chick in the bathroom.

by TheAmitVerma November 21, 2017

house of ill fame

Whorehouse, brothel, bordello, house of ill reute, cathouse.

Ken Starr thought Clinton turned the White House into a house of ill fame.

by octopod November 19, 2003

family values

Something that those people who have don't try to impose on others, and those who don't possess try to shove down everyone's throats.

Massachusetts, the first US state to have legalized gay marriage, frequent attractor of hate from the "family values" crowd, has the lowest divorce rate in the US (2.4 per 1000 persons) and the lowest teenage pregnancy rate in the US (7.9% of pregnancies). For comparison, Texas, a bastion of "family values" (and executions), leads the nation in teenage pregnancy (16.4% of pregnancies); states in the Bible Belt (Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and Texas) have divorce rates approximately 1.5 times the US average of 4.1 divorces per 1000 persons.

by katana0182 October 7, 2007