A situation in which a woman sits cross-legged on a Lazy Susan holding a traditional wienerbrød Danish pastry. She is spun right round as several men take turns attempting to glaze it. Add schnapps for taste.
Hej Karolina, hold still! l can't hit the wienerbrød if you're conserving your angular momentum like that. This isn't anything like the Danish Windmill Experience my mom passed down in our family!
by TDWE June 20, 2024
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I had an out of arm experience when I woke up this morning. It was as if my soul left my arm but not the rest of my body.
Yeah, those are totally weird.
Yeah, those are totally weird.
by Definitively Cool July 4, 2024
Get the out of arm experience mug."joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
Get the Crazy day + Frantic Experience + New Video = Immortality mug.A phrase commonly used by Warhammer 40k fans to express support for the Imperium of Man. Can also be used as a battle cry or just as a verbal shitpost. Often spoken in a low, metallic voice. If you talk to a WH40k fan, they WILL use this phrase at least once.
Guy: So what are your thoughts on the current state of the US government?
Space Marine: FOR THE EMPEROR
Space Marine: FOR THE EMPEROR
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Get the White Train Experience mug.1. Brace yourself for the fictional fever-dream film fest about Emily – a fun-sized fury with a butt that could derail trains and bankrupt thirst traps worldwide. She’s the unicorn every guy’s chasing, but in a hilariously cruel universe glitch, she only lands with the most unworthy schmucks, like bros who clip their toenails in public or ghost their own reflections. Her epic saga of facepalm-worthy choices? First-ballot Hall of Fame immortality – decisions so legendarily lousy, they make Russian roulette seem like a safe bet. Tagged as a “menace with a side of mayhem,” a “Molotov cocktail in mini form,” and “psycho energy” that’s basically a Red Bull-fueled apocalypse, she’s the viral legend you idolize from afar and the cautionary tale that has your grandma clutching her pearls. She brawls with her demons like a non-stop underground fight club in her skull, reigns supreme as the worst driver in recorded history (think penguin on ice skates piloting a rocket), yet she’s loyal AF – the type to go down with the ship even if it’s a flaming kiddie pool. Plug into this crazy at your own peril; it’s the ride that leaves you equal parts exhilarated and filing for emotional bankruptcy.
“That vacation hookup? The full Emily=eMc3 Experience – she drove us off a cliff (metaphorically, thank God), battled her demons over brunch mimosas, stayed loyal through the chaos, and we both went down with the ship of bad ideas, emerging as legends in our own therapy sessions.”
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