Commonwealth English 

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language used in the Commonwealth of Nations1 and many Former British Nations where English is at least a common second language. Thus it applys in theory to Australian English, British English, Caribbean English, Canadian English, Hiberno-English (Irish English)2, Hong Kong English3, Indian English (includes Pakistani English), formal Malaysian English, New Zealand English, formal Singapore English (but not colloquial Singlish) and South African English.

Commonwealth English is a collective term for the perceived standard English language

Commonwealth English by theKeith April 28, 2006

speakada english 

Say that more clearly or in a way that I can understand

Ryan: mumbles something
Ryan's mom: Speakada English!

speakada english by coral8 June 24, 2016

Jake English 

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

Jake English by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

elite english 

Nihongo Jouzu but for English.

Nenechi speaks Elite English.

elite english by [object 0bjection] August 21, 2021

old english hot pocket 

The Queen of England dusty pussy

The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"

old english hot pocket by Lucifer Zay September 2, 2021

Meme English 

Meme english is type of english whose words have been changed to provoke a humorous reaction, coincidentally many of those changed words' spelling and pronunciation are the same (chemist becomes kemist, build becomes bild etc.) as well as some abbreviations (are becomes r, you becomes u, your and you're become ur), its most common use is in meme man memes.

"meme man speaks in meme english"

Meme English by Cyb3rklev September 26, 2021

playing english 

When you are playing on your pc and your mom walks in, so you switch screens because you are supposed to be doing homework.

Mom: "Stop playing video games. You're supposed to by playing English!"
Kid: "I'VE BEEN PLAYING ENGLISH!"

playing english by twitchy0415 April 20, 2022