by bsk$$$ December 03, 2020
I searched catering engineer Glasgow to find Diverse Catering Services. He repaired my commercial fryer, I had initially searched as I wanted to engineer a new meal
by Glasgow repairman August 19, 2022
To engineer at night. A person who services people during the lightless hours of the day. A prostitute.
That girl we passed on the bus was rather shapely and walked in a distinctive manner. However, she had the essence of a midnight engineer.
by COMOSELLAMA? March 06, 2010
I'm literally the first of that.... And the BEST... I literally created several bombs and a chaff grenade... And money generators... And a fighting style... And A.I.... I'm a Goddamn genius... Holy shit am I smart! Wow! I even surprise myself... And when I die I'm going to kill God! So, there that too!
Hym "Oh! Is that what I'm called? QA engineer? Eat that coding nerds! That's what you get for learning how to do things! Should have sat around playing video games and masterbating!"
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
by NotAnEnergySystemsEngineer April 02, 2014
i) the process and effects of intentionally playing on a persons attributes to achieve a goal, either directly or indirectly.
I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering
by cybayob February 05, 2004
When you're in a car and start buttfucking your partner and put her head through the back windshield close it until her neck then put a cigar in her mouth before jizzing inside her causing her to moan into the cigarette blowing steam making her a steam engine
by elegy69420 August 13, 2024