john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob

that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied

by Manthing007 December 11, 2008

English

1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war.
2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.

"Where you from?"
"England"
"Sickend, Im really sorry to hear that"
"I know"

English - Pricks

by Towellie May 28, 2008

Canadian English

American English but with a different name.

You speak American English

No, this is Canadian English

by cry October 22, 2007

Full English

Unkempt, untrimmed pubic hair

I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth

by Ollie October 24, 2003

English

A nationality of people who like to eat fish and chips and ride big red buses all day long. They are normally ignorant and rather annoying. The average IQ of a typical English person is around 20 and all other nationalities are roughly 100.

Lets have a English day out (you then proceed to the fish and chip shop via a big red bus). "LETS GOOO TO DA CHIPPY"

by William ShitCunt December 15, 2008

English Dip

Known as the England saying of the fine art of T-Bagging.

If looking at the example, this means George Harrison invented the English Dip/T-Bag.

If you look exactly at the 3:00 mark in the middle of The Beatles' Hello Goodbye video, George Harrison is seen doing the English Dip. This is also linked to being that George Harrison may be the inventor of T-Bagging.

by A man with freedom August 5, 2010

English rioters

Mindless folk who seek tax exemption whilst claiming it back through the currency of carpet samples, broken televisions and tesco value goods.

Hey Rekisha pass me that basmati rice ;)

Living the life of luxury with my carpet samples :)

Cant get this shit from stores my brother! *Holding carpet samples*

Im one of the "English rioters" so i have a single figured IQ and bank account.

by donttrustwhatisay August 28, 2011