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Eli Dick Day

Semptember 26th is Eli Dick Day in honor of Eli’s dick
Guy: yo are you hard
Eli: no bro im not
Guy: Happy Eli Dick Day
by MegaManMyth September 27, 2025
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Eli

If you meet someone named Eli he is the type of person who is funny at school but when he goes home and becomes very depressed and lonely.
i would rather be anyone other than eli
by the_lonley_one1 June 24, 2020
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Eli

He is a very cute guy! He has the best personality and is sometimes shy too. If you like him you have to ask him out, because he won't. Actually don't because he has a girlfriend. hahahhaha!!!!! He is intelligent and very sporty too!
Girl: I think Eli is pretty hot!!!
Girl 2: don't ask him out because his girlfriend will get mad. His girlfriend is pretty sweet though
by kitten......purrrrrr April 29, 2019
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Elis

Elis är asfrän och har råd med godis på bio.
Elis är ju asball
Jag vet
by Ya yeet ya December 25, 2018
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eli mihalevich

Eli is the guy who lives out the country and you really like ! He usually is tall handsome and Russian.
Eli is the guy that’ll break your heart
Girl: omg Eli mihalevich you are breaking my heart pls come back!
by Romslilo November 21, 2021
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Eli

He is one of the best friends you’ll ever have. When you first meet him you’ll most likely have a crush on him and if your anything like a Gracie he’ll have a crush on you in no time. He’s not afraid to tell you and will be extremely nice to you. Even if he doesn’t like you his is a super nice, funny, athletic, relatable dude, who will literally talk about anything. His hair style is interesting but will most likely let you braid it. Trust me he will get mad especially when you say you don’t like him but just say your sorry and explain it to him and he’ll forgive you and it will be like nothing happened. If you know/ have an Eli in your life never stop being friends with him, you’ll regret it.
BFF- OMG do you like Eli again?

You- idk probably not, maybe
BFF- WHYYYYY? Do you think he’s cute?
You- No but he likes me and he’s really easy to talk to. I swear I don’t like him
BFF- Whatever you say
by ThatDounutGirl May 22, 2021
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eli

the most sexy, hot, amazing, awesome person ever, commonly referred to as “eli bae”, “sexy hot eli” or just “eli” everyone loves him even though he says lots of slurs
eli is sexy.
by notelise May 21, 2021
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