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Dinosaur Earth

The Dinosaur Earth is real, and we are living in ignorance!
by hello I am someone October 28, 2021
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The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".
Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.
by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022
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left earth

by Cash Carti. June 2, 2017
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Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.
by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020
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thinnest thing on earth

According to scientists at Harvard hair is the thinnest thing on earth.

They obviously haven’t seen my patience.
by _some.guy December 28, 2021
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Earth Worming

When You find a snake/groundhole hole in the ground and fuck said hole
Me “Bro on me My hips killing me
Friend “why?”
Me “I found a hole in the ground today and started Earth Worming the shit outta it
by Sir Gunt May 11, 2024
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