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Aggressive micropenis energy 

Aggressive small dick energy, with added malicious/evil intent.
"He has aggressive micropenis energy."
"Huh?"
"He like, rapes you with his micropenis."

Bad Dick Energy 

When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash
Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''

Big Lorenzo-Energy 

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here

Big dick energy

When Rihanna sang “bitch better have my money” she demonstrated Big Dick Energy.
Big dick energy by Thatbitch1026 September 26, 2019

New dick energy (NDE) 

Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.
"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"

little dick energy (LDE)

Male. Typically makes fun of significant other, talks about his female conquests or ex’s. Talks about his glory days. Wears shorts and sandals all year round. Makes inappropriate comments about women and is jealous of men. Announces anytime he works out. Also just looks like he is hung like a tictac
This guy has some strong little dick energy (LDE)